Too funny
Once upon a time, there was a Smelly kingdom called Kazakhstan. Everything was peaceful in Kazakhstan until one day a poopie creature called Doom-man attacked. Doom-man had the penis of a/an Platypus and the testicle of a/an Llama. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one silly knight to save Kazakhstan, and that knight's name was Pip-boy. As soon as Pip-boy heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky green armor and started riding his zombie to Doom-man's lair. He took his explosive blow torch and Stabbed the beast's boobie. The beast screamed poo!!! And then killed at Pip-boy almost killing him. Pip-boy used his last bit of energy to Shotgunned Doom-man away. Thanks to Pip-boy, the kingdom of Kazakhstan was saved and Pip-boy and the princess lived happily ever after.